In today's edition of Things You Don't Want to Picture, one of the 20 dudes Rita Ora supposedly boffed during her relationship with Rob Kardashian was apparently none other than Jonah Hill.
We don't know whether to laugh or cry or dry-heave or what.
Few first world citizens are having as crappy a week as Tim Tebow. Actually, make that few first world, attractive, rich, famous citizens. But still. He's not having a great time.
After finding out he may well be a free agent from the New York Jets, Tebow is also a free agent in the dating game. His fledgling romance with actress (we guess) Camilla Belle crashed and burned as fast as Gang Green's
Rihanna loves Instagram. It lets her share the minutiae of her days and all matters of topless photos, and it even gives her an outlet to announce once and for all whether she's actually dating ex-boyfriend and current douchebag Chris Brown. Which is exactly what she did by posting this "eff you" card.
Either that or she's trolling us hard. Nothing would surprise us at this point.
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It's already been a year since saucer-eyed 'New Girl' star Zooey Deschanel and Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard filed for divorce -- and according to papers dated Dec. 12, the hipster duo are now officially kaput.
Former marrieds Camille Grammer and Kelsey Grammer have been so busy arguing about who gets to live in which million dollar home and making bad parenting decisions that they haven't even had time settle their divorce.
Until now.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up yet again, and reports suggest another man got in the mix -- but not in the way you're thinking. (Of course not, because that would make them remotely interesting.)
They say you can’t keep a good woman down, and -- most likely because her antidepressants are really working -- Demi Moore is making that platitude the story of her social life after her trip to Miami last week.
All this despite reports indicating she's been sent packing by her latest much-younger conquest. Because she's too childish for even guys half her age now.
Beliebers, start your engines. Your boy is single again.
Seems the tween star finally figured out he's Justin Bieber and 18 and able to get lingerie model tail, so there was no point in continuing a relationship with Selena Gomez.
It's so hard dating perfect 10s when all your heart wants are 11s.
At 37, serial modelizer Leonardo DiCaprio just can't seem to find the right catwalker to fit his needs, and the latest one to get the heave-ho is 23-year-old Victoria Secret beauty Erin Heatherton.
After just a few months of besotted bliss, Taylor Swift her almost-jailbait boyfriend Connor Kennedy are reportedly through.
Bummer. We thought they'd last forever, but that's what we thought she was dating Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer and Cory Monteith, too.
Looks like one of Hollywood's most notorious cougars has cast aside another cub: Actress Eva Longoria, 37, and New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, 25, are kaput.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher split up last November, shortly after his penis tripped and fell into another woman. So why haven't either of them filed for divorce yet?
Turns out it's all about the benjamins.
Listen up, 'Harry Potter' nerds. Your chance to ride Daniel Radcliffe's (broom)stick is nigh -- seems Radcliffe and girlfriend Rosie Coker have officially called it quits.
In the least surprising news of the day, Emily Maynard and Jef Holm of 'The Bachelorette' have called it quits just three months after they got engaged on the show, making them the eleventy-millionth couple from the franchise to go belly-up.
It's official. Love is well and truly dead.
Hollywood's favorite vertically-challenged couple, 'Taxi' star Danny DeVito and sarcastic 'Cheers' barmaid Rhea Perlman, are splitting after almost 30 years of marriage.
Sad news from the world of comedy today: 'Parks and Recreation' star Amy Poehler and her husband of nine years, 'Up All Night' actor Will Arnett, have split.