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Halle Berry was pregnant when this photo was taken (unbeknownst to the photographer) which would certainly explain those strategically placed leis.

Model Kate Upton is on the curvier side, which we love love love because hey, she's a real person just like the rest of us. Well, minus her gravity-defying boobs, that is.

Despite being a mother of two, actress Jessica Alba has still got it -- without starving herself into a walking bobble head. So how does she do it?

Orlando Bloom is of the belief that when humanity ends, the planet will go with it. You know, since Earth was only created 8,000 years ago and humans coexisted with dinosaurs and all.

We used Nick Nolte's mugshot for this post so you would immediately be like, "Oh right! That guy." His compound is currently on the market for $8.25 million. It was originally purchased in 1991 and has since been filled with things that would make the best episode of 'Hoarders' ever.

Everything makes Morrissey angry, so we shouldn't be surprised that he hates long hair so much he thinks it's deserving of an execution. Seriously, dude?

Even taken in context, this quote from George W. Bush is pretty painful and seems to hint that there are people out there who have a real personal problem with fish.

Allow Catherine Zeta-Jones to stun you with other insights: birds use their wings to fly, humans like oxygen and a pet rock isn't a very good pet at all.

No, Leonardo DiCaprio, we do not know what you mean. Are you saying you were created on earth for the sole purpose of acting? Because, dude, that's crazy-person talk.

Miley Cyrus knows that when Lewis Carroll created Wonderland in 1865, it was really about the drug Ecstasy -- even though it hadn't been invented yet. Good thing he traveled through a worm hole into the 1900s to research it first.

That’s a mighty big corsage there, Miss Courteney Cox. And who told you a button-up jumper dress with a turtleneck was proper prom attire? Where’s a celebrity stylist when you need him?

We imagine that when this girl tells her friends Brad Pitt took her to the prom, no one quite believes her. And that's when she gets to whip this picture out of her wallet and invite everyone to giggle at Mr. Pitt's almost-mullet. On the plus side, his teeth look great.

Who is that petite, overly tanned girl in the light blue dress, you ask? It's Snooki, of course. But even back when she was just plain old Nicole Polizzi, she already had her signature pouf in place.

Our apologies to Michelle Obama for circulating this. You’ve come a long way to become a style icon, madam First Lady. A very long way.

Oh, Fergie. A navy blue velvet dress with rhinestones and long white gloves? We're just glad we don't have to see what the lower half looks like. It probably wasn't very Fergilicious.

Eeep, look at adorable Natalie Portman with her baby face and the dress she probably got on sale at the Deb shop. (Hey, it was 1999 -- you know she totally got it there.)

Taylor Lautner's hair was well-primed for 'Twilight' werewolf stardom even in its younger days.

In the prom coup of the century, Christina Aguilera had a wicked threesome with the geekiest guy in school, proving she was 'Dirrty' even back then.

Being a tiara-wearing dude either screams "I'm gonna be a rich, successful comedian someday!" or "I'm gonna be that 40-year-old loser who still works at a gas station someday!" Fortunately for Will Ferrell, it was the former.

Not to be outdone by her ‘Friends’ costar, Jennifer Aniston makes us all glad we waited a few years to copy her hairstyle. Thank goodness "The Rachel" came much later -- and at the hands of a professional.