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Drake Bell is grasping at the last straws of relevance by trolling Justin Bieber fans on Twitter and flopping off of a diving board and at life, and it all came to a head at LAX last night.

Despite snatching up adopting two children from the African nation, Malawi's President Joyce Banda isn't too enthused with the work Madonna has done for the country, and has effectively told her, "It's not us, it's you."

British boy bands One Direction and the Wanted have once again reignited their possibly PR-driven feud over the social media site Twitter.

When Ray J dropped his new single, 'I Hit It First,' this weekend, everyone noticed that the lyrics (and album cover) seemed to take some swipes at former girlfriend Kim Kardashian. But Ray says we've got it all wrong.

Actresses Jaime Pressly and Estella Warren were reportedly in an altercation this weekend that got so heated, cops were called in to break things up. Add your own cat noises here. You can't expect us to do everything for you, dude.

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora will not be performing the upcoming portion of the band's tour for what the PR team in charge of such situations are calling "personal reasons." Reasons which may or may not be related to Jon Bon Jovi being a Jerky McJerkFace.

It seems 'Girls' actor Christopher Abbott has a lot in common with about half of the population right now: He doesn't really agree with Lena Dunham, so he's leaving the show right in the middle of a major story line for his character.

For the amount of crap Justin Bieber has got from TMZ hounding his every move, it was only fitting that the phenom get back at Harvey Levin and Co. And get back he did.

Donald Trump is dropping his latest frivolous, attention-starved lawsuit against Bill Maher.

Perhaps at a loss for any other material, Joan Rivers once more made what seems like a thirsty grab for media attention this week by body-shaming Adele. Adele has yet to comment because she's too busy counting her accolades and winning at living.

Though it's unclear why a metal and rock manager cares so deeply about Justin Bieber, Peter Mensch, the handler for acts like Metallica and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, wants to spank him. Is that how he keeps his own bands in line? Because we can't really see Anthony Kiedis going for that.

Justin Bieber has sworn to the high heavens that he never spit on his neighbor in a heated argument, but witnesses beg to differ -- and that could land the Biebs in big trouble. Theoretically, anyway.

Justin Bieber has had a rough month so far, but he assures that it's just part of growing up -- which he's still doing, even if he's still sometimes acting years younger than his already tender age.

'Spring Breakers' director Harmony Korine is a bit of an enigma. His movie 'Gummo' is still a controversial subject among film critics, as is his dabbling in illicit substances. Now, David Letterman has explained why Korine was banned from his program more than a decade ago.

Selena Gomez seemingly won't turn down any invitation to diss her ex Justin Bieber in the press or public eye, but that doesn't mean he's going to follow suit. The Canadian phenom, who is arguably one of the main reasons anyone knows Gomez's name outside of the Disney universe, is taking the high road, even if it gives him a nosebleed.

Miley Cyrus took a break from twerking while dressed like a horse to promote a petition banning horse-drawn carriages in New York City. The operators of those carriages? Not a big fan of that petition. Or of Cyrus.

Ever since their divorce in 2011, Kelsey and Camille Grammer have been engaged in a tense and very public battle. And recently, the fighting has turned to the most important issue with which a couple can grapple: lumbar support. Because it seems Camille sent a team of movers to remove their marital bed from Kelsey's home.

With age comes wisdom and, sometimes, just not caring anymore. A good example is talk show veteran Jay Leno, who dropped subtlety during his opening monologue on Monday, March 18.

In a pretty thirsty (perhaps parched) grab for publicity, singer Keyshia Cole has lashed out at flawless queen Beyonce, which is why more media outlets than usual are writing about Keyshia Cole today.

Lindsay Lohan wasn't too pleased with Justin Bieber's Instagram rant, in which he poked fun at her tax problems. She also is assuming he hasn't hit puberty yet.