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Love You, Mean It
Love You, Mean It
Love You, Mean It
You have to be pretty misguided and have relatively poor taste to be a Chris Brown fan to begin with, but it's especially difficult now that he's going and calling members of his very own "Team Breezy" fat. Over Instagram. Because that's what he does.
Coulter vs. See's
Coulter vs. See's
Coulter vs. See's
Ann Coulter, resident outspoken opinionated tool of the female persuasion, has found a new cause. She's going to take down an enemy in a big way this Christmas, and it’s about time someone had the guts to do it. Ann's putting a stop to the evil, bah-humbug website shenanigans of See’s Candy.
Seriously?
Seriously?
Seriously?
You probably heard the sad story about nurse Jacintha Saldanha, who committed suicide shortly after she was pranked by a pair of Australian DJs on the phone and connected their call to someone else who revealed information about Kate Middleton's pregnancy-related hospital stay. But while those DJs have taken the lion's share of the blame, Morrissey says someone else is responsible: the Royal Famil
Donald Dreck
Donald Dreck
Donald Dreck
As infamous for running his mouth as he is for bad investments and even worse hair, Donald Trump is once again expressing an opinion where he shouldn't -- this time joining Olivier Martinez in taking shots at Gabriel Aubry.
Father Knows Best
Father Knows Best
Father Knows Best
At some point, we have to wonder if Michael Lohan doesn’t have his daughter arrested just so he has an excuse to give exclusive interviews to the press. It certainly didn’t take him long to spill his guts to the tabloids after LiLo’s most recent bust. And, interestingly, he always seems to know what needs to be done to “help” his daughter.
All Her Fault
All Her Fault
All Her Fault
Sad as it is, we live in a world that continues to allow conservative televangelist Pat Robertson to have a public soapbox, and more often than not he uses that platform to spew ignorant, closed-minded stupidity. It would be funny, but sometimes things are too ridiculous for even that. This is one of those times. Proving himself to be a misogynist -- yet again -- Robertson took some time on his sh
Donald Dreck
Donald Dreck
Donald Dreck
While celebrities cheered the reelection of President Obama last night, horribly-coiffed blowhard billionaire Donald Trump rolled around in his money like Scrooge McDuck and complained to an unsympathetic internet.
Classless Kirstie
Classless Kirstie
Classless Kirstie
Some secrets should stay secrets, especially when one of the people involved in the secret has since passed and can't defend himself, and when that secret might hurt a grieving widow who just wants to move on with her life. This, however, did not stop actress and word-vomit-spewer Kirstie Alley from dishing she once had an emotional affair of sorts with the late Patrick Swayze on the 1985 set of t
Donald Dreck
Donald Dreck
Donald Dreck
We're running out of ways to call Donald Trump a tool around here. He's not just one tool, he's a whole tool box. An entire tool company. A Black & Decker, if you will. And his latest "big announcement" proves his screws are still loose.
Donald Dreck
Donald Dreck
Donald Dreck
Between his never-ending bloviating and his categorically awful weave, Donald Trump may well hold the record for eliciting the most simultaneous eye rolls from the general public. And no one is safe from his asinine opinions -- not the President, not the Royal Family, and certainly not Robert Pattinson.
Kirk Cameron Defends His Anti-Gay Statements Like a Boss
Kirk Cameron Defends His Anti-Gay Statements Like a Boss
Kirk Cameron Defends His Anti-Gay Statements Like a Boss
For someone who hasn’t had a hit anything since the turn of the century, Kirk Cameron sure has a lot of opinions about things. And while of course he’s allowed to think what he thinks -- no matter how ignorant -- he should maybe consider closing his mouth and opening his mind.
Tool Time
Tool Time
Tool Time
We know one person who's probably very happy Arnold Schwarzenegger won't be baahck: that saint of a woman known as Maria Shriver. In his new tell-too-much autobiography, Schwarzenegger describes how he set a new bar for douchebag husbands the world over by doing little things like keeping secrets and having affairs and, you know, impregnating the help. And now we all get to hear about it, whether
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Parenting Skills Are Way Better Than Yours
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Parenting Skills Are Way Better Than Yours
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Parenting Skills Are Way Better Than Yours
Gwyneth Paltrow, everyone's least favorite WASP and PEOPLE's Best Dressed Woman in the World, never fails to live up to her global (read: snooty) reputation. This time around, she's revealed that her children Apple, 8, and Moses, 6, are only allowed to watch television in languages other than English. Because she's a better mother than you.
Rupert Everett Doesn’t Think Anyone Should Have Kids, Especially the Gays
Rupert Everett Doesn’t Think Anyone Should Have Kids, Especially the Gays
Rupert Everett Doesn’t Think Anyone Should Have Kids, Especially the Gays
We bet you've spent hours with your friends discussing Rupert Everett's views on gay parenting, which he's once again made perfectly clear like the little Benedict Arnold he is. Oh, you don't know who Rupert Everett is? That's okay. Most people don't these days, which means the only way he can get press is by running his mouth when he should really keep it shut.