Shut Up Already

Rihanna wants everyone to continue to stay outta her bidness, despite flashing said bidness for all the world to see. Case in point: The singer recently drew even more unneeded attention by proudly declaring herself a bad role model.

Bobbi Kristina Brown may be an integral part of Cissy Houston's book about Whitney Houston, but she really, really doesn't want you to read it.

The bitter rivalry between 'Real Housewives' star Brandi Glanville and paparazzi-summoning singer LeAnn Rimes continues as Glanville called Rimes out during a Q&A for her new book 'Drinking and Tweeting' on Monday night (Jan. 28). We guess they didn't take us up on our cage match to the death idea.

Frank Ocean is so pissed at Chris Brown over their parking space slapfight that he wants the probationary poster boy prosecuted. (We know, say that five times fast.) However, the charges likely won't be as severe as the 'channelORANGE' singer would like.

Portraits of desperation Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt acted like total jerks on the UK's version of 'Celebrity Big Brother.' While anyone who ever was gullible, bored or sad enough to sit through an episode of MTV's 'The Hills' back in the day would say that's par for the course for the pair, apparently they were faking it once again.

Model Barbara Palvin was initially blamed for one of Justin Bieber's first of about 400 splits with Selena Gomez, but the Victoria's Secret Angel insists nothing unholy went down between them. She really insists on it, months after we stopped caring.

Rihanna wastes no opportunity to to flaunt her boobs nor her relationship with Chris Brown. The shirt averse singer got pretty peeved when Complex magazine had the gall to ask her about the latter, though. Because despite being all over her public Instagram account, it's 'Nobody's Business.'

Joan Rivers is inserting her surgically enhanced nose into the hypocritical war of words between Kelly Osbourne, her mom Sharon Osbourne and Lady Gaga. Because if you didn't care before, we bet you do now, right? ... Right?

Of all of the legitimate reasons to dislike HBO's 'Girls' -- the mediocre acting, the mediocre writing, the inexplicable lack of minorities in Brooklyn, N.Y., the hipster stereotypes, the ubiquitous hype, the innumerable connections of the cast and crew -- Howard Stern doesn't like it because Lena Dunham doesn't quite resemble a stick figure. Quelle surprise. Thankfully, the show's creator and sta

If you’re a fan of Megan Fox, you’ve been on a quite a roller coaster ride of emotions this week. First, the actress and new mom was the victim of one of those infamous Twitter death hoaxes. And then she joined the social networking site shortly after being reported dead. Coincidence? Maaaaybe.

Ah, the love between siblings. It's a beautiful thing. Especially when your brother is Rob Kardashian and he insults you for getting pregnant before being married. Or rather, being pregnant without being married to the father of your baby. To be fair, Kim is married, just not to Kanye West, the father of her fetus. We hate when that happens.

Jennifer Lopez leads a weird life in a completely different realm from the rest of us. We can give her some credit for seeming to be a decent person and having some business savvy, but her usual “I’m just one of you” down-to-earth thing is a little too much to take. Dear J. Lo, you are a ridiculously rich celebrity whose life hasn’t resembled normal in more than two decades. Please admit this to y

Charlie Sheen is probably more famous for running his mouth than he is for 'Platoon,' and he drove that point home further on Friday night (Dec. 28). At the grand opening of the Epic Bar in Cabo San Lucas, the 'Anger Management' star let a homophobic slur rip -- then blamed it on a lisp. We see what he did there.

Taylor Swift finally admitted the real reason she writes so many songs about her exes: She has feelings, and those feeling must be expressed or ... or ... well, we don't know what, but it would likely involve an explosion of doilies and candy and sparkles.

Poor widdle Chris Brown is so exhausted after smoking all that weed and performing during his Carpe Diem tour, but mostly he's exhausted by the never-ending speculation love triangle between himself, Rihanna and Karrueche Tran. We never thought we'd say this, and it could be the warning signs of that apocalypse that never was, but we kind of agree with Chris Brown. We know, we're scared too. Read

Unless she's forcibly thrown into rehab, Lindsay Lohan probably won't send herself there again voluntarily. Especially when people keep believing that she's too broke to pay for it. That's where the loud-mouthed rehab superhero known by his civilian name Michael Lohan comes in to save the day.

Despite the fact that pretty much everyone could tell that the problem with 'X Factor' contestant Carly Rose Sonenclar's spectacularly bad duet with LeAnn Rimes was LeAnn Rimes herself, the former country singer says the eardrum assault wasn't her fault. Instead, she threw her 13-year-old duet partner under the bus. Because she's awesome that way.

Lest we all forget, LeAnn Rimes used to be known for her singing. Then she had an affair with the then-married Eddie Cibrian, married him herself, and became the unhinged tabloid queen she is today. (It's the stuff of modern-day fairy tales, really.) Now she's found a way to merge her worlds -- by writing a song about the whole mess.

Donald Trump might be the only person aside from the contestants who think his pageants are remotely relevant. And today they are, because they earned him another $5 million without much work. The perpetually rust-colored tycoon won a lawsuit against a former Miss USA contestant who accused the pageant of being rigged. We almost care.

Actress and general portrait of misery Kristen Stewart is making the dreaded press rounds for 'On the Road.' Two things we've re-learned: she really doesn't care whether or not you like her, nor does she care about you enough to wash her hair before she shows up for interviews.