Coco wanted to do a bit of her own amateur meteorological reporting Monday night just before Hurricane Sandy made landfall in New Jersey, so she put on her best Land’s End weather-proof pole dancing warm-up suit and went out on the balcony to show us all how “the rain hurts your face when it touches you.”
Now this is what we call "doing the weather."
As Hurricane Sandy starts its journey up the east coast, we average citizens aren't the only ones concerned about the state of emergencies being announced to deal with the so-called “Frankenstorm.”
Thankfully, celebrities have been taking time out of their busy schedules of doing nothing of import to voice their innermost meteorological concerns on Twitter. And unlike Lindsay Lohan, not everyone thinks "Sally" can be vanquished using only positive thinking.
When she isn't busy not showing up for work, fighting with her dad or looking for a new publicist, Lindsay Lohan spends her time keeping the world safe from dangerous weather phenomena.
And if you silly people on the East Coast would just LISTEN TO HER, maybe you could stop boarding up your windows and just relax already.
