Grammys

Kelly Rowland went from the Super Bowl last weekend to the Grammys this weekend, so she's had some high profile appointments on her calendar. This time, she wore a black Georges Chakra gown with strategic cutouts, which certainly bent the rules about showing skin.

Katy Perry wore a mint green, clingy gown -- which she said was inspired by Priscilla Presley's 1970s look -- to the Grammys, and her lovely ladylumps were popping out all over the place. Helloooo, boobies.

CBS cares about your balls. So much so that they took out 16 seconds of commercial time during the 2013 Grammys to remind you to check them for testicular cancer.

Please do not honor John Mayer's poor fashion choices by singing Bobby Vinton's 'Blue Velvet.' Instead, laugh at him for borrowing clothes from your great-grandfather's closet or stealing some fashion tips from Eddie Munster.

Did Beyonce just run out of time to shop for an outfit to the 2013 Grammy Awards? She showed up dressed down in a very "meh" color-blocked, black and white pantsuit. She looked more like she was headed off to a business meeting or to audition dancers for her upcoming tour than to Music's Biggest Night.

Because it made total sense, Taylor Swift kicked off the showy, celebratory awards gala that is the 2013 Grammys with a bitter breakup song. Forgive her. At this point in her life, it’s pretty much all she’s got. Besides, there are so many young guys there tonight that she’s gotta make sure they know she’s on the market.

Everyone was expecting sexpot Rihanna to thumb her nose and flash a two-fingered salute to the memo that warned against showing too much skin (since that's one of her specialties) by wearing a flesh-baring outfit. But RiRi actually covered up quite a at the 2013 Grammys. That in and of itself shocked us. But her red hot dress, with its long, flowing train, was a stunner. Credit where it's due: She

Whoa. At first, you would've have thought that diva and glam goddess Jennifer Lopez didn't heed the Grammys warning about the dress code -- which advised against side boobs, butt cracks and nip slips -- because the diva showed some serious leg. But hey, as she pointed out, the rules said nothing about leg.

That lovely British songbird Florence Welch of Florence + the Machine realizes she has to often dress for her flame-hued hair. Green is always a safe choice, so she rocked a slinky, second-skin, emerald green Givenchy gown at the 2013 Grammys. But the shiny fabric with the "horns" sticking out everywhere made it look like she donned a cartoon dinosaur skin.

Adele turned up at the 2013 Grammys wearing a rosy, red and pink frock, with the fabric layered over black material. It had a '50s housewife hem and a high collar, and while Adele is usually deft at dressing her plus-sized figure, this was definitely not one of our favorite looks for her.

Taylor Swift wore a cream-colored J. Mendel gown to the red carpet of the 2013 Grammys. The singer, serial dater and possible Carrie Underwood nemesis has worn white, cream and champagne-hued gowns lately, so no surprises there.

Carrie Underwood was typical Carrie Underwood at the 2013 Grammys. She was polished, put together, pretty -- and safe.

Pop singer Carly Rae Jepsen shimmered in a strapless, gunmetal grey gown at the 2013 Grammys.

Well, we know Whitney Houston's mom Cissy wasn't there (she had her reasons), but a whole lot of other stars turned out for record executive Clive Davis' annual pre-Grammy party on Saturday, Feb. 9 at the Beverly Hilton.

Because she's such a badass and a rockstar and a rebel (just like Miley Cyrus), Rihanna will not only give her overused middle finger to the 2013 Grammys dress code, but also hit up the ceremony with Chris Brown.

No one knows the name of Adele's baby. Hardly anyone has seen Adele's baby. And now rumor has it baby daddy Simon Konecki may not be seeing much of him either. Maybe.

CBS is so worried that the musicians appearing on the Grammys this Sunday (Feb. 10) will anger the FCC that producers actually sent out a written warning to all attendees. In short: Hide your boobs, hide your ass cracks -- the Grammys will not abide your genital-related shenanigans.