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Drugs are bad, m'kay. This legendary rocker once explained of his tumultuous and drug-filled past, "I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police."

We agree with 2/3rds of this statement by this media maven. As she once elucidated, "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

Behold, the oxymoron of sentences (except it's totally not). This American journalist once flubbed his line and told the world, "And now the sequence of events in no particular order."

This singer from across the pond has some very strange family dynamics. As she once complained, "He's got no respect. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely."

Remember when MTV played music videos? As this country music pop star explained of the medium, "The only reason that you do visual is solely for the visual ... It doesn't sell your music for you."

This recently-purchased Mulholland Estate home is owned by a former Mouseketeer and teen idol who's finally decided to embrace her new curves.

Celebrity diets are so weird. This former television lawyer once admitted, "I just can't eat without my sunglasses."

We see what you were trying to do there. Maybe. This actor once bumbled, "Nothing's permanent. It's like those faded black and white photos of people dressed in old-fashioned clothes. One day that's going to be us."

Musicals are more exciting than action movies to this actor for one simple reason. As he explained, "I love watching things blow up, but it doesn't really excite me - and I can't sing that on the way home."

This reality star/former celebrity wife once became the poster child for First World Problems by complaining, "The only thing is, the apartment was a little small for us. It's about 3,500 square feet."

This is how the world ends -- not with a bang, but without procreation. As this actor explained, "I have this wacky theory about the end of civilization, that people will trade up ... until they're too old to have kids. And the world will come to an end."

This Malibu compound is owned by a very established (read: older) actor who, despite being nominated for three Academy Awards, has yet to win one. Don't worry, Mr. Susan Lucci. Your day will come.

We don't know if he was referring to men or women or animals or what, but this depressing alt-rocker once complained, "Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death."

This former president takes his role as a faux-Aquaman seriously. The country realized he should stay away from metaphors when he said, "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

Thanks for your spectacular insight, Captain Obvious. This actress once stated the oh-so-apparent, "Wireless communications are an integral part of our culture today."

How do you think the allegory of acting sent him to this plane of existence? As this lauded thespian explained of his craft, "I've been planted here to be a vessel for acting, you know what I mean?"

This singer and actress believes that everything you read on the internet is true. For example, one time she claimed, " is such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."

This gorgeous Miami Beach home is owned by an Oscar-winning writer, activist, actor, clean water enthusiast and former puppet.

They say dogs are just like their owners -- and this actor is no exception. As he tells it, "I pee outside my house in my yard. I usually start my day off by taking the dogs out. While they go, I go. I bond and I feel like a caveman."

This singer and reality show judge might also be a fireman, a police officer or an EMT -- because as she once so egotistically explained, "I'm my own hero. That's my job."