Being a supermodel is tough work. This one once explained of her so-called craft, "In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it's not like a blank stare."
This lead singer always wears shades -- even inside and at night -- but he would never deign to run for office. As he explained, "I wouldn't run for president. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house."
This former actress is unaware that cameras are said to steal your soul, which could be why she once said, "I'm on my couch and in that movie at the same time. Whoa."
This game show host finds everything curiouser and curiouser, even stuff he's not that curious about. As he once flubbed, "I'm curious about everything. Even subjects that don't interest me."
Dumb celebrity quote -- or utterly insane celebrity quote? You be the judge. This actor who once asked a reporter, "Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp."
Some people just shouldn't be allowed to express opinions. This waifish model created the disturbing motto, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
We'd hate to see the real fall of civilization. As this singer/reality show judge complained, "Seriously, 'Honey Boo Boo' is the decay of Western civilization."
We're sure it made sense in his head. This former sports star once mused, "I definitely want to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet."
This actress probably loves the slogan "no war for oil." She once tried to explain, "If everybody that had two cars had a Prius instead of an SUV, we wouldn't be in the Middle East right now."
Actors are just people, unless you ask this one who believes he's a special snowflake. He once ranted, "News flash, I am special and I will never be one of you."
Time marches on and humans evolve, but not everyone understands that. This classic rocker once commented, "There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."
A particularly busty actress recently bought this L.A.-based home (would it be anywhere else?) because apparently being a Lifetime star actually does pay the bills.
Man, it is so out of vogue to beat your children these days. Before she became a mother herself, this singer said, "I think parents need to beat the crap outta their kids."
This supermodel's childbirth experience isn't going to endear her to many women. As she said of the process, "It wasn't painful, not even a little bit."
This artist needs a copy of 'The 21st Century for Dummies' -- and stat. As he wrongly explained a few years ago, "The Internet's completely over. I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes."
This country singer is dead-set on letting his kids make his mistakes all over again. As he explained, "I've never been big on discipline. I try to be a friend to all my kids ... I'm the last one to cast a stone at any of these kids because ... I've made mistakes along the way."
This actress has been places you can't imagine. As she explained in an interview, "I thought Celestia was from another planet called the Fourth Dimension. I escaped to the Fourth Dimension."
The actor who snagged this Los Angeles-based home has played not one but two superheroes in the past few years: a flaming one who was widely panned, and a patriotic one that viewers actually don't hate (even though he was a scrawny nobody for a good 20 minutes of screen time).