Dumb Celebrity Quotes

When one is a teen heartthrob it's tempting to strip down for fans, but you may regret later on. This actor once said of his scantily-clad past, "I should have kept my shirt on a lot more. And not pulled my pants down so much."

Shhhh, she's trying to hear the voices in her head. This business school graduate/model/host/insane person once said, "When I go to a karaoke bar, I'm not just singing Britney Spears' songs, I am her. And I am also Janet Jackson."

Known for his epically strange serial of R&B songs, this slightly crazed (and somewhat creepy) singer wrote in his autobiography, "I still feel alone, because no one - including me - understands my mind."

Natural disasters made this actress rethink her bedtime attire. She was quoted as saying, "I used to sleep nude. Until the earthquake."

Talk about an awkward first date smooch. This actor/singer once announced, "I kiss people with my soul. I don't kiss them with my mouth."

This former child star believes in basing her life around the antics of animals. She once said, "I hate all those anti-nervous medicines. Animals are all nervous. Look at squirrels - they're always like, 'Oh my God!'"

You really can't buy anything for a buck anymore, and this actress isn't happy about it. She once complained that dollar stores are a lie "because they add tax."

Add this to the list of inappropriate things you really shouldn't say to kids. This actress/cougar claims, "When I'm with my friends' teenage children, I always say, 'Are your friends having sex yet?'"

This actress uses her mutant power to make smoking good for her. She was once quoted as saying, "I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."

It's so hard being Jewish in Hollywood, especially when they typecast you for it. This actress admitted, "I get like 400 Holocaust scripts. That's what you get for being the openly Jewish actress."

The grass is always greener on the other side of the dumpster. This Golden Globe-nominated director once said, "There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches."

Signs you're not as bright as you anticipated: You think Uncle Sam doesn't have eyes everywhere. This reality star once said, "Right now I think I'm the smartest I've ever been... Like with this taxes stuff... I'm making sure everything is a write-off. Every single thing."

Sounds like someone has a weird diaper fetish - or maybe a broken olfactory gland. This actress once admitted, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good."

Just because you have a personal assistant to keep track of your calendar doesn't mean you should forget how one works. This actress once claimed, "I work out every day. Monday to Saturday."

This actress takes all her life advice from fellow rom-com star Sandra Bullock. Her solid planning is this: "Whenever I'm about to do or say something I first think, WWSBD? Which stands for 'What Would Sandra Bullock Do?'"

What's a Yanni? This actress insulted the entirety of Japan when she said, "I didn't have any idea what a Yanni was. I just thought I was in love with a Japanese man who wrote beautiful music."

Water? She don't need no stinking water. This perpetually pregnant actress turned reality star once claimed, "I hate water... I'm never thirsty actually. I don't drink water. I don't sweat."

War. Famine. Death. None of these things compare to the horrors of a woman wearing makeup that doesn't match her skin tone. Who once said, "I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color, it might be the worst thing on the planet."

Speech dyslexia or just stupidity -- you be the judge. This reality star once commented about her co-star, "I don't know if Jacqueline is crazy. If Jacqueline is psycho she's like Heckyll and Jyde."

A penchant for acting in horrible sequels about robots and inexplicable aliens isn't this actor's only problem, he also has severe Mommy issues. He once told Playboy, "Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother... I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother."