Dumb Celebrity Quotes

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to express opinions. This waifish model created the disturbing motto, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

We'd hate to see the real fall of civilization. As this singer/reality show judge complained, "Seriously, 'Honey Boo Boo' is the decay of Western civilization."

We're sure it made sense in his head. This former sports star once mused, "I definitely want to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet."

This actress probably loves the slogan "no war for oil." She once tried to explain, "If everybody that had two cars had a Prius instead of an SUV, we wouldn't be in the Middle East right now."

Actors are just people, unless you ask this one who believes he's a special snowflake. He once ranted, "News flash, I am special and I will never be one of you."

Time marches on and humans evolve, but not everyone understands that. This classic rocker once commented, "There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."

Man, it is so out of vogue to beat your children these days. Before she became a mother herself, this singer said, "I think parents need to beat the crap outta their kids."

This supermodel's childbirth experience isn't going to endear her to many women. As she said of the process, "It wasn't painful, not even a little bit."

This artist needs a copy of 'The 21st Century for Dummies' -- and stat. As he wrongly explained a few years ago, "The Internet's completely over. I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes."

This country singer is dead-set on letting his kids make his mistakes all over again. As he explained, "I've never been big on discipline. I try to be a friend to all my kids ... I'm the last one to cast a stone at any of these kids because ... I've made mistakes along the way."

This actress has been places you can't imagine. As she explained in an interview, "I thought Celestia was from another planet called the Fourth Dimension. I escaped to the Fourth Dimension."

Drugs are bad, m'kay. This legendary rocker once explained of his tumultuous and drug-filled past, "I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police."

We agree with 2/3rds of this statement by this media maven. As she once elucidated, "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

Behold, the oxymoron of sentences (except it's totally not). This American journalist once flubbed his line and told the world, "And now the sequence of events in no particular order."

This singer from across the pond has some very strange family dynamics. As she once complained, "He's got no respect. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely."

Remember when MTV played music videos? As this country music pop star explained of the medium, "The only reason that you do visual is solely for the visual ... It doesn't sell your music for you."

Celebrity diets are so weird. This former television lawyer once admitted, "I just can't eat without my sunglasses."

We see what you were trying to do there. Maybe. This actor once bumbled, "Nothing's permanent. It's like those faded black and white photos of people dressed in old-fashioned clothes. One day that's going to be us."

Musicals are more exciting than action movies to this actor for one simple reason. As he explained, "I love watching things blow up, but it doesn't really excite me - and I can't sing that on the way home."

This reality star/former celebrity wife once became the poster child for First World Problems by complaining, "The only thing is, the apartment was a little small for us. It's about 3,500 square feet."