Baby News

Because the Lohans are such successful, intelligent and wise people, who better to breed more? As Lindsay was busy with her court hearing and being rejected from hotels, her dad Michael Lohan added to the litter of potential inmates last night when his former fiancee, Kate Major, gave birth to a baby boy.

Late last month, Shakira's boyfriend punked the internet by announcing she'd had her baby. Then he took it all back and said it was a joke because it was the Latin American equivalent of April Fool’s Day and HAHAHAHA yeah totally hilarious, dude. Anyway, looks like Shakira really did pop this time. Unless there's yet another version of April Fool's Day we don't know about.

Late last year, 'True Blood' star Evan Rachel Wood tied the knot with actor Jamie Bell in a secret ceremony -- and not a moment too soon. The couple has announced they're expecting their first child.

Sir Elton John and his husband David Furnish are now the proud papas of a second baby born via surrogate. Science, get on that whole male pregnancy thing. If seahorses can do it, so can we. We're at the top of the food chain, dammit.

Kanye West announced the pregnancy of girlfriend Kim Kardashian by stopping the painful auto-tune during his Dec. 30 show and referring to her as his “baby mama." This also allegedly shocked Kim, who had to pretend she didn't know West was going to tell everyone about the little marketing opportunity growing in her uterus.

Despite a report just a few days ago in which friends claimed Kim Kardashian isn't pregnant, her rep now says she is. And of course Kanye West is the proud baby daddy.

Apparently Matthew McConaughey has a motto besides "Just Keep Livin'" -- "Just Keep Making Disgustingly Gorgeous Babies To Repopulate The Planet." The actor-slash-nude bongo enthusiast and his model wife Camila Alves are now proud parents for a third time.

UPDATE: So it seems Shakira's womb still has an "ocupado" sign out front -- Gerard's tweet "coincided with the Latin American equivalent of April Fool’s Day," and several hours later he revealed the whole birth announcement thing was just a joke. Yeah, that's hilarious, dude. ----------- Congrats to Shakira! The Colombian heartthrob gave birth to a baby with her hot-as-Hades so

Turns out Ryan Murphy creates more than just obnoxious TV shows that he thinks are brilliant. He's also a new dad.

Pretty much everyone already knew that Jessica Simpson blew her deal with Weight Watchers by getting herself knocked up again mere minutes after shedding the weight she gained from her first pregnancy earlier this year. But for those of you who didn't know, now you have your confirmation.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are probably doing a happy dance. They became the proud parents of a little boy on Dec. 17.

Sexiest man alive Channing Tatum has started to make that gaggle of children with wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum he's been dreaming about -- the couple has announced Jenna's pregnant with their first child.

Congrats to Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady -- they're proud parents to a second winner of the genetic jackpot.

Since she's known for making really sound decisions, a new whopper about Rihanna dropped today: She wants to take time off to have a baby. With Chris Brown. This will turn out great!

The tabloids have speculated for months now that Kate Middleton has a royal bun in the oven -- and, like the proverbial blind squirrel who eventually gets the nut, they're finally right.

The interwebs are ablaze with chatter that Jessica Simpson -- who just seven months ago birthed her first baby -- is "accidentally" knocked up again after a sperm apparently tripped and fell into one of her eggs. At first we were all "doesn't she know how how babies are made?" and then we remembered who we're talking about here so never mind.

First comes love, then comes engagement, then comes morning sickness -- at least that's the Hollywood way, and Kristen Bell and 'Parenthood' star Dax Shepard are no exception to the rule. Oh, and Beverley Mitchell -- Jessica Biel's BFF and '7th Heaven' co-star -- announced she's expecting, too.

Her spokesman won't confirm or deny, but reports are flying that Adele became a first-time mom on Friday, Oct. 19.

It's official -- Megan Fox is now a MILF. The 'Transformers' actress and her husband, '90210' actor Brian Austin Green (yeah, we're not sure how that happened either), welcomed a baby boy named Noah Shannon Green on Sept. 27.

Get out your Celebrity Womb scorecards, kids, and mark Reese Witherspoon's uterus as "currently empty." The actress had her third child on Thursday, Sept. 27 -- a boy she named Tennessee James. Because all the good state names were already taken.