Bruce Jenner Plastic Surgery Pictures
Back in the 1970s, Bruce Jenner was an Olympic gold medal-winning athlete. Now he spends his days not being able to make his face respond to the things his wife Kris Jenner and the rest of the Kardashian clan say or do.
Step-daughter Kim Kardashian confirmed on their reality show that Jenner did have work done, which would explain why the once-rugged dude on the Wheaties box now has a persistently taut and often confused-looking expression. Or perhaps he's just constantly contemplating what became of his life.
Dude. Unless you're a singer and someone is talking about musical ability, a good rule to live by is "never be compared to Michael Jackson."