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Patrick Stewart, Katie Couric, Ryan Seacrest + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 9) celebrity tweeters practiced art, lamented old age, went for a stroll, recuperated and tried to take some selfies.
Here’s Courtney Stodden Making the Maggie Barry M8 Fashion Show All About Her [PHOTOS]
Courtney Stodden has been unusually quiet lately.
But then she popped up at designer Maggie Barry's M8 fashion show in Hollywood this week, managing to escape from husband Doug Hutchinson's basement and doing what she does best: turning that entire event into a story about Courtney Stodden.
‘American Idol’ May Fire Every Judge It Has + Start Fresh Next Season
Mariah Carey might not be the only one out of a job at 'American Idol.' If one report is to be believed, the show plans on doing some serious housecleaning during which all four judges will be axed in an attempt to quell the program's bleeding ratings.
Betty Ford Wants Michael + Dina Lohan to Join Lindsay for ‘Family Treatment’
The Betty Ford Clinic, where Lindsay Lohan is undergoing her 90-day court-mandated rehab, wants to bring Michael and Dina Lohan together for a good ol' fashioned family trainwreck bonding session.
Charlie Brown Voice Actor Sentenced to a Year in the (Pig)Pen
Peter Robbins, who voiced Charlie Brown in all your favorite 'Peanuts' specials, has been sentenced to a year in jail for threatening an ex-girlfriend, stalking her plastic surgeon and forgetting the true meaning of Christmas.
LeVar Burton, Paris Hilton, LL Cool J + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 8) the celebrities got philosophical, talked temperature, prepped for dental work, figured out Twitter, visited old stomping grounds and acted as human calandars.
Donald Trump Launches a New Site That’s Doing Something Other Sites Already Do
Donald Trump will more or less put his face on anything -- cufflinks, eyewear and even hunks of meat. But now he's lent himself to a new crowdfunding website, and has decided to give away "suitcases full of cash" to help spread the word.
Provided he doesn't bankrupt the company first, of course.
Tara Reid Doesn’t Care What You Think + May Be the Happiest Drunk Ever [VIDEO]
Tara Reid went out to experience the Los Angeles night life vodka on Tuesday, May 7, and had some trouble finding her way back to her car. Quelle surprise.
Among Celebrities, Americans Trust Tom Hanks Most + Kristen Stewart Least
Reader's Digest -- which still exists, apparently -- has released the results of its '100 Most Trusted People In America' poll, and Tom Hanks has been voted as the guy to whom Americans would most likely give their spare house key.
Reese Witherspoon’s Estranged Stepmom Wants to Sell Her Out – For the Right Price
Even though the nation has collectively banded together and gotten over Reese Witherspoon's disorderly conduct arrest, her stepmother apparently hasn't -- and she's now shopping around what she claims are Reese's deepest and darkest secrets for an alleged $100,000.
Simon Pegg, Leah Remini, Bill Gates + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 7) celebrities mourned the loss of Hollywood effects legend Ray Harryhausen, celebrated teachers, and obsessed over a murder trial.
‘Girls Gone Wild’ Creator Joe Francis Convicted of Assault for Going Wild on Three Women
Joe Francis, creator of 'Girls Gone Wild,' was convicted of assault and false imprisonment on Monday (May 6) for a 2011 incident in which he took three women back to his house under false pretenses and then attacked them for trying to leave.
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James Deen Wants You to Get Off Farrah Abraham’s Back Already [VIDEO]
Porn stars need to stick together -- and not just literally.
XXX star James Deen has come out in defense of his 'Backdoor Teen Mom' co-star Farrah Abraham after social media sites exploded upon seeing the 21-year-old mother hide his salami in every which way possible.
‘Chelsea Lately’ Dance Crew Twerks to the Tan Mom Song [VIDEO]
The continuing horror show that is Patricia Krentcil -- better known as Tan Mom -- continued this week after she decided to inexplicably release a gut-wrenching rap song that sounds like Cthulhu's dying breath.
Ellen Page, Rashida Jones, Kelly Osbourne + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 6), celebrities discussed paranormal hair, got clumsy, fed your inspiration and became paranoid.
Martha Stewart Has Found Five Men Online Who Aren’t Completely Creepy [VIDEO]
Martha Stewart is really taking this whole Match.com thing seriously -- narrowing down 20,000 possible suitors to five in record time.
Lindsay Lohan Was Almost Paid to Go to Rehab – But the Money Was Shawn Holley’s Anyway
Now that super-lawyer Shawn Holley has agreed to represent Lindsay Lohan again like a true masochist, she's throwing down the gauntlet and making sure she gets the dough she's owed from last time.
Miley Cyrus Launched an Instagram Account + Might Have Blown Maxim’s Hot 100 Reveal [PHOTOS]
When a magazine like Maxim comes out with its annual "Hot 100" list, revealing who took the top spot is a pretty big deal. Maxim was planning to do that for its 2013 list on this Thursday's 'Today' show -- but Miley Cyrus, it seems, had other plans.
Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Want to Hear About That Porno She Orchestrated
Instead of rolling around in bath tubs full of hundred dollar bills after her almost $1 million dollar porn deal like a normal person, Farrah Abraham has been doing some tweeting. And you can tweet at her, too, so long as you don't mention the video.
Helen Mirren Swore Like a Sailor While Dressed as the Queen
Dame Helen Mirren acted decidedly un-royal during a weekend performance of her play 'The Audience' in London, storming onto the street to tell a group of street drummers to "shut the f--- up."
Did we mention she was dressed as Queen Elizabeth at the time?