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Courteney Cox + David Arquette, Hollywood’s Friendliest Exes, Are Finally Divorced
Two and a half years after breaking up, Courteney Cox and David Arquette are finally divorced.
The couple split in October of 2010 but didn't actually file for divorce until June of 2012 -- because who really has time for that?
Amanda Bynes Might Actually Beat Her Latest Arrest After All
After Amanda Bynes was arrested for allegedly throwing a bong out of her window, everyone assumed the cops would find copious amounts of drugs in her apartment and throw the book at her.
But it turns out they didn't -- so Amanda might be set to walk away from the incident without so much as a wrist-slap.
LeAnn Rimes Is Still Reminding People About the Homes She Wrecked
Finally, LeAnn Rimes is content. Her new record is coming out, her stepchildren call her "mom" and she's happily married. Life is good.
Except ... not really, because she's still harping about how awful things have been.
So ‘Inside the Actors Studio’ Host James Lipton Was a Pimp in Post-War France
'Inside the Actors Studio' host James Lipton has always been a bit of a character (you'd expect no less from a man who spends his days asking Kiefer Sutherland about his morning routines). But it turns out James Lipton is a pimp.
Like, literally.
Ali Wentworth, Bette Midler, Anderson Cooper + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 28) celebrities got excited, failed at grammar, chowed down, chased some business ventures and got familiar with fertilizer.
Kelly Clarkson + Brandon Blackstock Set a Wedding Date
Miss Independent is one step closer to tying the knot.
Kelly Clarkson and fiance Brandon Blackstock, who got engaged in Decemeber, have a wedding date.
Even Courtney Love Thinks Amanda Bynes Needs to Pull Herself Together
Courtney Love, perhaps upset that she's been cast off Hot Mess Isle by Amanda Bynes, has taken to Twitter to inject herself into the latter's ongoing crazy saga.
John Mayer + Katy Perry ‘Seem to Be Back Together’ at Her Memorial Day Party
Katy Perry has been a busy lady. In between platonic wedding-watching with Robert Pattinson, she managed to throw an A-list Memorial Day party -- and one of her invited guests was off-and-on boyfriend John Mayer.
Cue the "oh no, not again" eye rolling.
It’s Tuesday, So Leonardo Dicaprio Has a New Supermodel Girlfriend [PHOTOS]
Leonardo Dicaprio switches out Victoria's Secret models the way most of us lowly peasants switch out socks. (You guys do that once every few weeks, right?)
Well, it's about that time, so he's now hooked up with German bombshell Toni Garrn.
Jennifer Lawrence Has an Utterly Insane Stalker Who Thinks He’s the Second Coming of Jesus
A 23-year-old Canadian man (and complete creeper) has been apprehended in Jennifer Lawrence's hometown of Louisville, Ky. after harassing her family in an attempt to meet her.
Amanda Bynes Was Not Groped by the NYPD, Says the NYPD
At this point, Amanda Bynes' life is like one of those old, wooden roller coasters you don't want to stand up on for fear of being decapitated. She's rapping, she's been groped, she's wig-shopping. In short, she's a super busy girl.
Now the NYPD is trying to make her a life a little simpler by scuttling one of the many lawsuits she's threatening to file -- because according to them, she wasn't sex
Justin Bieber Still Drives Like a Jerk
Police are once again investigating Justin Bieber for alleged incidents of reckless driving in his gated community, even though it's a proven fact that's how serious artists drive. (Ask Billy Joel.)
Robert Pattinson + Katy Perry Spied Together at a Wedding Rehearsal … For People They Don’t Know
Now that Robsten has broken up, each respective member is handling it in their own way. And while Kristen Stewart is possibly having her life force slowly drained by Taylor Swift, Robert Pattinson is hanging out with good friend Katy Perry -- and stealing all the thunder from the wedding of a random couple.
Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep Mid-Interview – But Has an Epic Excuse for Doing It [VIDEO]
Morgan Freeman may be known for his stellar narration skills, but earlier this week he seemed more content narrating his own dreams -- because he nodded off in the middle of an interview.
Or did he?
Steven Tyler, Paula Abdul, Lena Dunham + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 23) celebrities lost instruments, worried about porn, studied toilets, spit platitudes and pigged out.
Jason Sudeikis Smuggles Drugs + Jennifer Aniston Strips in the Red Band Trailer for ‘We’re the Millers’ [NSFW VIDEO]
A new trailer has sprung up for the soon to be released comedy 'We're the Millers,' and it delivers every single thing you could possibly want in a movie.
Amanda Bynes Says InTouch Photos Were Faked, Again Vows to Sue
InTouch Magazine has gone ahead and printed its photos of Amanda Bynes milling around a dirty, pot-filled apartment with unkempt hobbit feet, and she isn't too happy about it.
So she's suing them. Again.
So Janet Jackson Is a Billionaire Now
This year Janet Jackson finally joined the billionaires club -- and if you think it's only because her new husband, retail mogul Wissam Al Mana, is stupid rich, think again.
Janet earned her own billion thanks to a string of successful albums, tours, and the occasional (cringe-worthy) acting role.
Amanda Bynes Punted from a Plane After Trying to Sub Out a Google Vanity Search for Actual ID
Professional hot mess Amanda Bynes was denied access to a private jet over the weekend after trying to use a Google vanity search in lieu of government-issued ID.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Selena Gomez, Ashley Judd + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 22) celebrities apologized, went country, caught up with old friends and listed things arbitrarily.