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Bobbi Kristina Brown Leaves a Decidedly Unladylike Note After Being Evicted [PHOTO]
Last time we heard from Bobbi Kristina Brown, she was authoring some completely unintelligible tweets. Now she's been kicked out of her apartment -- but not without leaving her neighbors a poison pen letter first.
Amanda Bynes Has a Not-So-Secret Secondary Twitter Account
Amanda Bynes has been getting a lot of heat recently for what she's been saying on Twitter -- specifically using gay epithets and talking about "ugly" black people. But now she's found a kindred spirit who shares her exact feelings.
Just kidding. It's still her.
Jason Biggs, Ashley Tisdale, Justin Bieber + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 4) celebrities gave orders, spoke the obvious, still sucked at grammar, wanted to talk and loved '90s music.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Are ‘Hanging Out’ Again in an Unlabeled Relationship
After they were seen canoodling at a party over Memorial Day weekend, rumors immediately ignited that Katy Perry and John Mayer were back together.
While this was a rude assumption that assumed neither of them had the self-control to maintain a platonic friendship, well ... it looks like it's probably true.
Kim Kardashian + Kris Humphries Are (Finally) Officially Divorced
A year and a half after separating and countless tumultuous legal battles later, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are finally divorced.
That Woman Miguel Kicked In the Face May Have Suffered Brain Damage
Remember that time at the Billboard Awards when Khyati Shah, who innocently went to see Taylor Swift and possibly throw rotten tomatoes at Justin Bieber, ended up being kicked squarely in the head by singer Miguel?
So does she, and she's not doing so hot.
Jennifer Lawrence Is the Hottest Mutant Ever in Her Blue ‘X-Men’ Body Makeup [VIDEO, PHOTOS]
Jennifer Lawrence was spotted on the set of 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' in full mutant mode, and she's never looked better (or bluer).
Rob Thomas, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Denise Richards + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 3) celebrities were hot, rocked out, dissed Northwest omelets, got egotistical and analyzed reality television.
Farrah Abraham Was Largely Ignored at a Porn Convention [VIDEOS]
Farrah Abraham showed up to Exxxotica 2013 in Fort Lauderdale this weekend to hawk signed copies of that video where she let James Deen pick the lock on her backdoor, and she was largely left alone.
It’s a Girl for Kim Kardashian + Kanye West
Get ready to welcome Khristetta into the world, because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially expecting a daughter this July.
Today in Amanda Bynes: Nose Jobs and Gay Slurs and Slapfights, Oh My
Amanda Bynes continued her long, snowballing descent into the comfortable walls of a padded cell this weekend, talking about plastic surgeries and picking all sorts of fights.
Miley Cyrus, Joyce Carol Oates, Judd Apatow + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 31) celebrities ended their month by partying, lamenting fake holidays, going to jail, discussing art and pondering entertainment options.
Snooki Waxes Poetic About Pregnancy + Motherhood in Her Upcoming Book [PHOTO]
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has gone through a real transformation. After she and fiance Jionni LaValle had their son Lorenzo, she needed baby advice but didn't feel most of it was useful. So now she's written a book, 'Baby Bumps', to rectify that for other moms-to-be.
Jenna Jameson Calls Ex-Boyfriend Tito Ortiz a Lady-Beating Addict
Since breaking up last year, reigning porn queen Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz's relationship has been anything but amicable. Now Jenna's escalating, claiming Tito beat her and routinely abused drugs.
Some Perv Pretended to be One Direction’s Harry Styles to Solicit Minors for Sex
The internet has the potential to be an amazing -- or a terrifying -- place. In the case of John Eastman, it's super creepy.
Pink, Carly Rae Jepsen, Ron Howard + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 30) celebrities had possible skin issues, talked to fans, needed help, assaulted strangers and ruminated.
Today in Amanda Bynes: Maintaining She’s Sane, Loving Rihanna + Not Loving Us
Even though many people think Amanda Bynes has gone off the rails in the past few months, she still claims she hasn't -- which makes us wonder what kind of "normal Amanda Bynes" behavior we've been missing out on all these years.
Mark Hamill Is Now Digging Through Public Ashtrays Like a Hobo Luke Skywalker
Mark Hamill, the erstwhile Luke Skywalker, has it pretty good. He's made a nice chunk of change as a voice actor in recent years, and is now gearing up to film another 'Star Wars' movie. Which is why it's strange to see him picking cigarette butts out of a public ashtray like a common transient.
Justin Bieber Once Again Accused of Being Someone’s Baby Daddy
Remember when Mariah Yeater claimed she was impregnated by Justin Bieber during a magical backstage tryst before she was proven a trashy little gold digger and faded into obscurity?
Get ready for that to happen again.
William Shatner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Adam Scott + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 29) celebrities got ambiguous, hated on you, watched reality TV, figured out successful journalism models and made pleas to large corporations.