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The Bachelorettes Men Tell All Special
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To the Surprise of No One, Some ‘Bachelorette’ Suitors Use Steroids

Boiled down to its essence, 'The Bachelorette' is a program about beautiful, lumbering nitwits vying for the attention of a beautiful, vapid woman. Oftentimes that means trying to impress her by sheer swag, but one past contestant is saying that many go to extremes and turn to steroids to get an edge.

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Donald Trump Fearlessly Defends Bikinis from All Enemies, Foreign + Domestic [VIDEO]

When Donald Trump made a random appearance on Fox & Friends on Monday, June 10 (just because he could), he was asked the most pressing of questions: What did he think about the Miss World competition removing the bikini portion of its contest due to complaints from the Muslim community in Indonesia, where the pageant is being held?

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Ron Howard Narrating Twitter Users’ Lives ‘Arrested Development’-Style Is Utter Brilliance

Since the premiere of 'Arrested Development' a decade ago, people worldwide have come to love Ron Howard's narration of the exploits of the Bluth family. (He's much better than lots of other narrators. Seriously. Some of those guys are just garbage.) But as much as fans wanted to be Bluths, they weren't.

But that slightly changed today (June 10), when Ron took to Twitter to read tweets with the hashtag #ADnarrates, create a narrative for them, and turn those narratives into Vines. The result was completely awesome.

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Amanda Bynes
Lenny Abbott, Pacific Coast News

Amanda Bynes Might Actually Get That Hip-Hop Record Deal She Wants

When Amanda Bynes first mentioned something about getting a record contract for a rap album, everyone just assumed she was mouthing off as usual. She may as well have said she was starting a boarding house for three-toed sloths.

But at least one company has taken her seriously, and is now offering her a deal. To rap about ugly people, we assume.

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Lindsay Lohan, Shawn Holley
Kevork Djansezian, Getty Images

Lindsay Lohan (Finally) Pays Off Her Lawyer and Savior Shawn Holley

Shawn Holley has saved Lindsay Lohan's ass more times than anyone can count. So when Holley graciously accepted the troubled starlet back as a client, her first order of business was to make sure Lindsay paid the massive amount of money she still owed.

And in a bizarre twist? The ladies are now square.

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Kate Upton films a dancing and drinking party for her new movie 'The Other Woman' on Hampton Beach in New York City

Kate Upton’s Scene-Stealing Boobs Are Two Huddled Masses, Yearning to Be Free [PHOTOS]

Kate Upton is everywhere lately. So it's no surprise that she's been cast in 'The Other Woman,' a romantic comedy in which she and Cameron Diaz discover they are mistresses of Leslie Mann's husband.

But none of that is necessary to appreciate these pictures, because you'll forget the plot in seconds.

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Pacific Coast News

After Paparazzi Photos of Kim Kardashian Get Ugly, She Gets Ugly with the Paparazzi

Professional attentionista Kim Kardashian likes to have her picture taken so much, she calls paparazzi and lets them know where she is. But today she suddenly soured on photogs, claiming that they threatened both her and the little gestating Khristy.

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