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Vivid’s CEO Says Farrah Abraham Looks ‘Gorgeous’ in Her Porno
Now that Farrah 'Backdoor Teen Mom' Abraham has officially sold her porno to Vivid Entertainment, the man who paid upwards of $1 million for the distribution rights is finally speaking out, saying the film is "amazing."
No One Seems to Want Socks Designed by Rob Kardashian
Rob Kardashian, the one Kardashian people aren't clamoring to keep up with, designed a pricey line of socks that's reportedly selling so poorly, it may be pulled from shelves.
A Somewhat Paranoid Lindsay Lohan Is in Talks for a ‘Rehab Blog’
What would Ernest Hemingway be like if he didn't own as many cats and once starred in a 'Parent Trap' remake? We don't know. So instead, Lindsay Lohan will have to suffice.
As she prepares for a 90-day rehab stint beginning on Thursday, May 2, Linds is already looking ahead and negotiating a deal to blog about the experience after she's discharged.
Russell Simmons, Kathy Griffin, Diablo Cody + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today, April 29, NBA center Jason Collins became the first male professional athlete to bravely step out of the closet -- and celebrities displayed a range of reactions.
Anne Hathaway Hates the Paparazzi So Much, She Got in a Stranger’s Car to Avoid Them [VIDEO]
Seems actress Anne Hathaway has so much disdain for photographers, she'd rather take her chances with random strangers.
Of course, given her past experiences, who could really blame her.
One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson + Zayn Malik Score New ‘Mystery Machine’ Tour Bus [PHOTOS]
One Direction just got a new set of wheels to protect themselves from ghosts (or vengeful Taylor Swifts).
Amanda Bynes and Her Shaved Head Look Pretty Happy [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
Amanda Bynes announced last week that she had shaved half of her head, and shared some selfies that actually looked pretty rad.
Now she's given us a better look, posting a new video and some photos. In good lighting with decent resolution, even!
Michael Jordan + Yvette Prieto Are Now Mister and Missus [PHOTO]
Basketball superstar Michael Jordan was married to Yvette Prieto over the weekend, in a ceremony attended by family, friends and celebrities alike.
Chris Brown’s Dad Doesn’t Think Rihanna Is the Right Woman for His Kid
Even though roughly half the world seems to be in agreement that Rihanna and Chris Brown aren't exactly a match made in heaven, the two just can't seem to quit each other.
Now even Brown's own dad has spoken out on the matter.
Willie Nelson Auditions for ‘The Hobbit 2′ – Just in Time for His Birthday [VIDEO]
The iconic Willie Nelson is either well into or gearing up for his 80th birthday (some say it's today, April 29, but the state of Texas and its fancy paperwork says it's tomorrow) -- and he's recorded a special audition reel for Peter Jackson just in time for the occasion.
Miley Cyrus Dishes to Elle UK About Life, Love + Liam [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
In a new interview, Miley Cyrus talked about how she and fiance Liam Hemsworth want to keep their relationship quiet now. Okay then.
Farrah Abraham Sells Her Porno, Adds ‘Backdoor Teen Mom’ to Her Resume [PHOTO]
After weeks of intense, Cuban Missile-style negotiations, 'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham finally sold that "private sex tape" she shot with James Deen that's actually just straight-up porn.
So Drake Bell Picked a Twitter Fight With Paris Jackson
Former Nickelodeon star Drake Bell -- the Drake that Rosie O'Donnell likes, not the one Amanda Bynes wants to murder her lady bits -- has instigated yet another Twitter war.
This time it's with Michael Jackson's 15-year-old daughter Paris. (Did we mention Bell is 26?)
Olivia Wilde, Norm MacDonald, Amanda Bynes + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (April 26), celebrities mourned the loss of country music superstar George Jones and went people watching, and one -- guess who -- insulted Complex Magazine's staff.
Shadowy Figures at Star Magazine Say Liam Hemsworth Is Hooking Up With January Jones
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are still keeping tight-lipped about the state of their relationship, even though we're pretty sure Congress won't end this nasty sequester business until they talk.
Now, word on the street tabloid pages is that Liam's rekindling that flame he might have sorta had with 'Mad Men' beauty January Jones.
Lady Gaga Named Godmother to Elton John’s Second Son
In 2010, Elton John and his husband David Furnish welcomed their first son, Zachary, and the couple chose Lady Gaga as his godmother (admit it, if you knew her, you would too).
This year there was another addition to the family, little Elijah -- and Mother Monster will be godmother to that tot as well.
Katie Couric Reportedly Ambushed Joan Rivers in Unaired ‘Katie’ Interview
Katie Couric's talk show 'Katie' is still on the air, gaining more traction than Anderson Cooper's sadly canceled daytime effort.
So to celebrate her 100th episode, Katie had a 'Friday Happy Hour' episode on Feb. 22, on which Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa appeared. But what wound up on the air was not the entirety of the interview.
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie’s Neighbors Think They’re Killing the California Beaches
The Santa Barbara neighbors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's are reportedly furious after the celebrity power couple was spotted using gas-powered motor bikes along the pristine coastline like really attractive Captain Planet supervillains.
Michael Bolton, Patton Oswalt, Val Kilmer + More In Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Thursday, April 25, marked the opening of President George Bush's library -- and the celebs had some things to say. Also, Michael Bolton ate a doughnut and Val Kilmer doesn't like what you do at night.
Selena Gomez’s Reaction to a Justin Bieber T-Shirt Is Kinda Priceless [PHOTO]
Selena Gomez posted a photo on Twitter today in which she posed with a fan wearing a Justin Bieber T-shirt -- and her expression is several kinds of awesome.