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Amanda Bynes Wants You to Know She Loves Her Rolex and Is Probably Hungry Right Now

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Actress, former driver, red light district worker and aspiring fashion designer Amanda Bynes wants the world to know 25 things about her. Unfortunately, it’s the most inane 25 things possible.

“I love eggplant Parmesan” and “I love going to the Bahamas,” Bynes admitted to Us Weekly for its “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me” column.

Wow, how inspiring! Tell us more, Amanda.

“I moved to New York City and I love it! I lost 4 lbs. since I moved. I’m 121 lbs — my goal is 100 lbs,” she explained of her desire to make herself dangerously underweight by working out. For the record, Bynes is 5 feet 8 inches tall, so one of her goals in life must be to resemble those sad kids you see in “Save the Children” ads.

It makes sense, then, that Victoria Beckham is her favorite Spice Girl. “I always wanted to be Posh,” Bynes included among her 25 things. Also, she’d “love to start recording an album,” she always falls asleep during massages, and she’s proud of surviving Hurricane Sandy.

And as for her favorite possession? A Rolex. But really, what else would a retired millionaire say.

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