CBS cares about your balls. So much so that they took out 16 seconds of commercial time during the 2013 Grammys to remind you to check them for testicular cancer.

The bizarre ad aired during the first block of commercials on Sunday night and suggested that for this Valentine's Day, men should give their ladies something special.

No, not diamonds. The gift of healthy family jewels. Derp.

Thanks for caring, CBS. But between the silk pajamas, candles and champagne, all we could think that this was something better-suited for Will Ferrell and FunnyOrDie.